The Vera Special is something that most people will never achieve. It can only be accomplished with two women preferably Latina prostitutes performing oral copulation on ones front and back side simultaneously. It was brought to attention years ago by a Hollywood Blvd legend who had the idea as his game plan for when he was to visit Adelitas bar in Tijuana.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.