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Veps is a wasp in Norway. Mom's tend to love them.
Omg, I was in Norway last week and you wouldn't believe the veps that stung me!

Mom, I have a surprise for you. It's a veps!
by Vicciz June 19, 2009
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Stands for Vomit Enema Porn.

When you discuss watching porn of Asian girls throwing up on each other and syringing it into each others' butts, you have to be discreet. Use the term VEP in public and no one will ask questions.
John: Man, we haven't watched any vomit enema porn lately.
Stan: That old lady at the other table is staring at you.
John: Let's all watch some VEP this weekend!
by neo! June 29, 2009
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Very Expensive Pussy.
These are the urban and suburban Uber Cougar set of mostly divorced, extremely wealthy women (or the daughters of such women) who frequent many social and charitable gatherings looking to see and be seen. Great to look at, but you most likely cannot afford to chase them... They might chase you if you play your cards right.
"Wow, is that (Ex- Wife of famous actor or philanthropist or wall street giant)over there? Didnt she take him for like 30 Mil? There sure is alot of VEP at this party. Damn I wish I could hit that... Damn I wish I knew what "Arbitrage" meant..."
by The Machine September 05, 2008
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Someone that’s super dope, and your homie 4 life
“Hey trish, I got you a coffee”

Trish: “omg VEP!”
by A real vepper May 01, 2019
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