Latin for "I came, I saw, I conqured". Julius Caeser said this after kicking nearly EVERYONE's ass and hooking up with Cloepatra around 47 BC. Look it up.
If I was as bad as Julius Caeser I'd be able to say "Veni, vidi, vici".
by Shawnster March 06, 2005
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Real Term: Julius Caeser said this when discribed how/what he did on his campaign. (veni (I came), vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered)

Pepped-up horny teenagers term: vidi (I saw), vici (I conquered), veni (I came)
Meaning: I saw the women, I talked to her and convinced her to go to her place, I ejaculated.
Caeser: Veni, vidi, vici

Dumbass 16 y/o: vidi, vici, veni
by Mystrick April 06, 2005
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( statement, Quote ); I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.

'Veni Vidi Velcro!' Jerry said to the amusement of his buds, as he slipped into the room and threw himself onto the couch.
by YoucancallmeFloyd September 25, 2007
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I came, I saw, I shopped.. Only on fabulous finds such as a one of a kind Christian Louboutin versus a sad looking pair of knock offs on Canal St.
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Veni Vidi Clicki is the tech era's "I came I saw I conquered," as attributed to Julius Caesar.
The anonymous poster signed off on all his quips with a "Veni Vidi Clicki."
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literally means "I came, I saw, I conquered" exclaimed by Julius Caesar. Found on all Marlboro cigarette packs
"Veni Vedi Vici" -Marlboro
by McGraw_Fan_05 April 12, 2006
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I came, I saw, I conquered.

Commonly:
I came, I saw, I fucked.
or
I came, I saw, I came.
Oh, baby, veni, vidi, vici!
by Jacon (jay-son) August 22, 2003
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