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When a girl puts a corn husk onto your penis and jerks you off into a coffee mug.
I usually always start my day with Venezuelan Handshake than a nice cup of joe
by Ben_Seaver April 20, 2009
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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