Rae is a natural beauty with quite the velvety personality. Clearly Eric was interested in getting to know her more.
by Epp428 March 24, 2018
Jane - "Why does you cock feel like my curtains?"
Dane - "Lets just say its been a while, Im a victim of velvety masturbation."
Dane - "Lets just say its been a while, Im a victim of velvety masturbation."
by The Masturbation Don October 08, 2010
Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.
When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.
by Emdave_thekatkid July 06, 2016
1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.
2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.
3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...
2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.
3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...
by dictionary john September 16, 2006