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The act of wrapping your cock in said fabric, lighting it on fire and fucking your partner in the ass.
Dan:I gave Sherry the Velvet blazer last night.

Jack: Holy Shit! You drop her off at the ER later?

Dan: No, I kicked her out of the car on the way there cause she wouldn't stop screaming, bitch.
by Bickem October 15, 2008
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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