An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

An act by a person that is so cheesy, it is beyond cheesiness.

Nathan; someone with an incredibly small penis. One that resembles the shape of the iconic Velveeta instant macaroni and cheese noodles.

$olid cheeze whiz. It doesn't even deserve the letter 'S'.

Unsolicited advertising received via fax. The equivalent of spam received on a fax machine.

1. unless you're lactose-intolerant and have a high metabolism, don't bother
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam