Person 1: Oh yeah, watch me lay my eggs. Now you go and hunt some mid-sized mammals for us to eat while I protect the nest from opportunistic egg thieves.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.
by VeryMysteriousStranger March 12, 2019
A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.
by rwrecks August 06, 2015
When you feed someone learning your language a fake definition of a word or a completely made up word and definition, in the hopes that they will look silly using it publicly at a later date, and getting funny looks.
For example, tell the language learner that “I have a velociraptor in my head” means “I am really hungry” and just wait, years if necessary, until they decide to use it in conversation. The term velociraptoring originated from this being the first ever attempt at the technique.
by Jurassic Fark February 25, 2021
Commonly used in Youtube comments, velociraptor noises are noises that people make when they are excited or happy.
by Snowy Sky April 20, 2017