A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina.
Kim took a load in the face from Juan's veiny bastard.
by The Digg February 27, 2008
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A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina.

Kim took a load in the face from Juan's veiny bastard.
by The Digg February 29, 2008
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1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.
1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.
by napolean butterscotch July 11, 2010
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