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The name of the "scout ship" (i.e. the "paddle" you play with) in Arkanoid - Doh it Again. From this point on it will be a perfect nickname as it is both unique and an inside reference, starting with the next cat I get.
We sent our scout ship, the "Vaus" to perform initial colinization surveys.
by Bubby April 19, 2005
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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to not blaze (inhale the marijuana smoke)
Whoa man, he's such a vau.

I know, he doesn't even blaze.
by katastratakron September 22, 2010
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A word to indicate a person whom you think of as an idiot brother
:how are you vau?
:Fuck u and ur whole family
by Fuckerduck September 26, 2018
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Vape all up! Meaning everything is lit!.
Wow! Look at G! She is VAU!
by Brittlenipples October 20, 2016
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