A rare brain defect that causes a person to never accept that they’re a total moron and almost never right. Often includes dumb one-liners and gifs as a defense mechanism.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.