An amazing human being with the most amazing personality. They show their affection with long paragraphs or cute memes. They can quote vines for the rest of their lives. They are just the most perfect person ever.
Guy A: Damn, I met a Varuni

Guy B: You lucky bastard. They’re a keeper
by scftymoon October 07, 2018
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freaky super human microwave.
they always work unless the power is cut.
extremely smart and way too efficient for their own good. fails to see that they are nerds, and think that 94% is a fail.
that microwave was a varuni! its so efficient!
by Googlebear May 31, 2008
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