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Noun:Awesome man. Made of epic win. Also means sexy.

Can also be used as a verb, meaning to win epicly or just be plain awesome.
Noun: "I am so Vartan..."

Verb: Dude... you totally vartaned that...
by Lord TOdd April 19, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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an armenian name decending from an armeninan hero vartan mamikonyan, who was very smart, strong and brave
vartan will defeat those dam turks
by aka March 10, 2005
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An Armenian name which is also used to refer to human male genitalia.
Girl: So what are you up to today?
Boy: I'm going to play with my Vartan.
by John Moussa October 13, 2008
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