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a wild animal regarded as a pest by a farmer or rancher (sometimes used with ornery, from vermin, pest)
Get that varmint out of here.
by The Return of Light Joker February 27, 2008
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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1. Any small or medium sized wild animal who produce damages to crops or attacks cattle and poultry.

2. Another term for furry.
1.I am a varmint hunter.

2.He don't draw varmints anymore.

by Soldier of Fortune December 19, 2006
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Underhand , double crossing , conniving ,

motherfucking , son of a bitch .

( A right arsehole then ! )
That no good varmint stole my bitch !
by E - FUMBLER January 22, 2009
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Any animal, usually from a fox sized animal or smaller, that causes destruction to property. Most likely to be squirrels, raccoons, rabbits, and groundhogs.

Also look at critter.
That varmint keeps eatin' up all our garden.


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My cattle can't be breakin' their legs in that varmints holes.
by PG94 September 24, 2008
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What shoots out of your butthole after a night of wild drinking. They reside in your intestines until they must come out!
Rey had to release the varmints this a.m.
by Kara, Ryan, and Rey January 21, 2006
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