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1) Those who go to the land of VarTech for work.
2) A disastrously mishandled situation or undertaking, see also clusterfuck
3) In real reality, these are generally happy and hardworking people.
4) Those who do not understand the difference between Manufacturing and Assembly.
I want to go to lunch with my VarTechian friend.

"Why are the Vartechians such happy people?" Bill said.
by BM7654 November 18, 2018
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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