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The particles of "air" that are omitted from your anal sphincter prior to emptying your bowels...NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FART!
Vapours simply seep out of your bottom without pushing.
"Hey Andy have you farted?"

"Nope but I do need a s**t"

"Aha...best you go park it then...your vapours are pure eggs man"
by BFREASH February 17, 2010
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Theres only few words to describe a "Vapour" : Fat, dumb, bad at Video-games, loves too smell others Farts, Homosexual
Guy1 *Thinking* He is such a vapour. No girl will ever like him
by ProfessorAbdul January 10, 2018
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