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Vaporeon is the most fuckable Pokémon.
In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
by Professor Bryce Hall September 15, 2020
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by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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Vaporeon is a fox/fish Pokemon. It's good against fire, ground, and rock types. But is bad against electric, grass, and dragon types. Vaporeon can melt itself in water and make itself disappear. Most people think it's a mermaid because of its long, beautiful tail.
by Someone you may never meet October 12, 2003
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A Water- type Pokemon that evolves from Eevee when the Water Stone is used. It bears a passing resemblance to Pietro Maximoff a.k.a Quicksilver of X-men Evolution due to its ears :P
Quick- Oh, look at me..I have a firm butt...lalalala *trips over a Vaporeon* Hey, what's this thing doing here?
Vaporeon- *Crawls on Quick and starts messing with his hair, then starts humping his leg*
Quick- Not now, I have to show everyone my tight little butt. Get off me!
*kicks Vaporeon, who gets Po'ed and does Blizzard on him*
Vaporeon- *Crawls on Quick and starts messing with his hair, then starts humping his leg*
Quick- Not now, I have to show everyone my tight little butt. Get off me!
*kicks Vaporeon, who gets Po'ed and does Blizzard on him*
by RatchetBoo July 07, 2003
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An adorable yet badass water-type Pokémon that was ruined by society. Ruined all because of a retarded time-wasting full sentence made by some braindead retard who doesn't know what better there is to do in life.
This was the retarded, effortless post made by some douchebag on the internet:
In tERMs OF maLE HUMAn ANd feMalE pokÉMOn BrEeDInG, VaPoREON is THE most CompatibLe poKémon For HUMAns? nOt onLY ARe ThEy In tHE FiEld EgG gROUp, WHICh Is mosTLY comprIsEd OF mAMmaLs, VAporEon aRE an aVErAGe oF 3"03' tAll AND 63.9 PouNDS. This MeaNs thEY'rE Large ENOugH tO BE ablE tO hANdlE HUMan dIcks, aND WITh THEir ImprEssIVE base sTATs For Hp aNd aCCeSs to acid ARMOr, yOu can Be rOUGH wiTh onE. Due to THEir mosTlY waTER BaseD bIOloGY, tHeRE's no DoUbt In My mind That an AroUSEd vApOrEOn WOulD bE INCREdibLY WET, so wet THat YOU couLd EAsily HavE sex wiTH One For houRs WItHoUt GETtING Sore... (Couldn't put in full sentence due to too many words.)
Pretty fucking helpless information, isn't it?
This was the retarded, effortless post made by some douchebag on the internet:
In tERMs OF maLE HUMAn ANd feMalE pokÉMOn BrEeDInG, VaPoREON is THE most CompatibLe poKémon For HUMAns? nOt onLY ARe ThEy In tHE FiEld EgG gROUp, WHICh Is mosTLY comprIsEd OF mAMmaLs, VAporEon aRE an aVErAGe oF 3"03' tAll AND 63.9 PouNDS. This MeaNs thEY'rE Large ENOugH tO BE ablE tO hANdlE HUMan dIcks, aND WITh THEir ImprEssIVE base sTATs For Hp aNd aCCeSs to acid ARMOr, yOu can Be rOUGH wiTh onE. Due to THEir mosTlY waTER BaseD bIOloGY, tHeRE's no DoUbt In My mind That an AroUSEd vApOrEOn WOulD bE INCREdibLY WET, so wet THat YOU couLd EAsily HavE sex wiTH One For houRs WItHoUt GETtING Sore... (Couldn't put in full sentence due to too many words.)
Pretty fucking helpless information, isn't it?
Out of all the Pokémon this retard could've picked to ruin (Pikachu, Eevee, Vulpix, Gardevoir, etc.) he/she picked the best fucking one. Who the fuck would even want sex with a Vaporeon anyways?
by piktureit April 16, 2021