A bunch of identical scenefags who get together and convince themselves they're better than everybody.

No one in this group is actually attractive. Especially Ophelia Vanity. She looks like a down syndromed elf.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The most elite and difficult group to be accepted into on myspace. Only the Vain, the Beautiful, and the narcissistic are accepted. The acceptance rate is about 3%, 100 requests are received per day, only 3 people are accepted.

Ophelia Vanity (group leader) has silly rules for the group like, "Once you have been accepted, please add VIP to your name or you will be deleted." "You must participate in the forums." "You must add a VIP banner to your page or you will be deleted."

Even though Ophelia Vanity says you must be beautiful to be accepted, they generally accept the ugly emo people and deny truly gorgeous people.