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A dumbass that can't DO anything right can't even teach
Bruh our teacher is a vanek.
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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The last name of a professional ice hockey player of Austrian descent currently playing for the Buffalo Sabres of the NHL.

An expressive term that can be used to replace any word and splice up any sentence
Did you see that goal that Vanek had last night vs. the Devils?

Kid A: yes! chicken fingers in the dining hall today!
Kid B: I can Vanek that!
by duh26 December 08, 2009
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