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The manly achievement of Vanbidexterity, i.e being able to get in any type van and successfully drive it, with utter confidence, without stalling it, flipping it, or knocking anyone's wing-mirrors off. Extra man-points for hasty reversing, negotiation of impossibly tight spaces and using the left armrest whist simultaneously hanging your right arm out of the window.
Mr X: Fuckin' ell Gary! you got that LDV Convoy in that space by a gnat's cock, fancy a cuppa?

Mr Y: Piece of piss mate, I'm Vanbidexterous. Milk and Two, cheers.

Mrs X: Mr Y, will you sleep with me?
by pasalacqua2517 July 13, 2010
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
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by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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