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“Guys I’m talking to a vana
by Vana2kold April 18, 2020
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A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities alcohol that you can fix your life.
You: All i need to do is learn a guitar, buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them.

Brain: Come on, grow up just buy a fucking shredder

This is beer-vana
by BleachGirl101 November 05, 2018
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NYC-Vana is when someone who lives in NYC gets so stressed from their lives, the financial struggles, the congestion, etc that they actually reach a tipping point of nirvana in which they start dancing.
I saw a man with NYC-vana at the supermarket; he was grooving in front of the frozen veggie aisle to the store's music blaring through the speakers.
by popchassid March 18, 2020
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VANA, FLIP OVER THE R'S AND MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWlCH YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING WENCH.
by JBo May 28, 2005
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"Laws without Morality are in Vain" -Latin Proverb
The police officer lied about the commission of a crime, leges sine moribus vanae, what good are laws if people do not know the difference between right and wrong....
by Yehoshua June 09, 2016
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Portmanteau of g-chat and nirvana. G-vana is reached when a late-night g-chat conversation reaches a level of such absurdity and hilarity that Maslow's highest level of existence, self-actualization, is reached.
We reached g-vana last night around 1:33 am and were exhausted thereafter, though we stayed up long enough to watch one episode of Mad Men on Netflix.
by wingsofpoesy November 08, 2012
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A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities of alcohol that you can fix your life
"All I need to do is learn the guitar or buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them"
"Wake up my disciple. You don't have to worry about the morrow when you let your soul drown in the beer-vana before the next night."
by Batrick June 01, 2018
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