A crusader against all the evil, retrogressive aspects of organized religion.
Was killed by an Islamic butcher called Mohammed Boyouri (see goatfucker), because Muslims were afraid Theo would succeed in exposing the evil hoax of Islam.

A friend of the most hated infidel Ayaan Hirsi Ali, with whom he made the short film, Submission, which portrayed the stupidity of Islam and its brutal subjugation of women.

He had responded angrily to the suggestions that he remove his name from the film's credits for security reasons: "If I can't put my name own my own film, in Holland, then Holland isn't Holland any more, and I am not me."

For making the mistake of putting his faith in the freedom in Holland, he was shot 8 times, throat slit, and one of the 2 knives left implanted in his torso had a note pinned to it, chanting death to the West, Jews and Hirsi Ali.

Theo remained true to his self, until his death. But is Holland, Holland any more?
Theo van Gogh was killed by a fanatic Muslim. But we now have a thousand Theos rising up against the marauding tyranny of organized religion.
by theoneverdies May 26, 2007
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The act of sticking both index fingers, while listening to Beethoven and drawing a crazy masterpiece all over her face or back.
I was waiting for him ejaculate when he surprised me with a Dirty Van Gogh.
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The kind of poopie that you find so amazing, you just have to show someone else.
Mark dumped quite a Van Gogh poopie, but everyone else thought it was just crap.
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The act of cutting off both of one’s ears, also known as the natural response to hearing Justin Bieber sing.
I swear to God, if I hear Despacito one more time, I’m gonna pull a double Van Gogh
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Theodoor "Theo" van Gogh (Dutch pronunciation: ˈteːjoː vɑnˈɣɔx, July 23, 1957 – November 2, 2004) was a Dutch film director, film producer, columnist, author and actor. He was the great-grandson of Theo van Gogh, who was the brother of artist-painter Vincent van Gogh.

Mistaken by many to be a guy that was vonurable. This is not true. When you fucked with him he was very poisonous. With other words: He coquetted with his vulnerability.

He really really wasnt a Nelson Mandela type a guy.

Theo really thought he was untouchable saying the things he did about muslims and Islam. When he got stabbed to death by a muslim extremist his last words where: "Mercy mercy! Cant we talk it out?"

He went out like a coward.
Guy one: "Theo van Gogh wasn't a coward, he said what he thought; A real crusader of the free word"

Guy two: "Yeah then why did he begged for his live like a litte bitch when he was about to get stabbed to death?"

Guy Three: Damn that's messed up.
by gooznr1 October 04, 2010
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The secretion soaked, cylindrical accumulation of pubic hair at the bottom of the scrotum, which exists as a result of very sloppy oral sex, that paints the receivers forehead or chin with their own saliva throughout the sexual encounter.

Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.
I was attempting to write my name on her forehead with Van Gogh's Paint Brush, but the flow of saliva washed my work away far too quickly.
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