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You an' yo' babe are in a bar. Drunk ruffian comes up to your girl and does an Etch-A-Sketch. He and his buds laugh.
You to your brutha: Hey dude, it's time to do some Van Damage.
Your brutha: Yo' Bro', let's get it on!
by Bruce Lee Majors May 07, 2006
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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a:fuckin shit up like Jean Claude Van Dam
b:defeating your enemys under incredible odds..once again just liek Jean Claude Van Dam!!!!!
Hey bro, watch me do some "Van Damage" on these scenester faggots with this here crowbar.
by Jarrod Van Damage January 16, 2005
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Those people next door are partying too loud. let's go break in and cause some van-damage!
by your mom September 07, 2003
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The response given when someone drops a Van Dam line unintentionally.
Top Brick: I don't get why did they try to hurt me in my black silk underware.
Bottom Brick: Thats vandamage
by Pheats February 14, 2006
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from Danielle Van Dam who was a little girl savagely raped and murdered. To cause a serious amount of damage to something or someone. To destroy something. To cause willing destruction for the sake of the fun of it.
Let's do some Van Damage!
by VerucaKrueger April 09, 2004
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