To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!
Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 03, 2021
I enjoy the taste of pennys, so I met Bloody Mary and went vampiring.
My Doctor says I have an iron deficiency, so I went vampiring.
My Doctor says I have an iron deficiency, so I went vampiring.
by The Count(ah-ha-ha) November 25, 2012
"damn i feel like a blowjob"
"How about shake it up with some vampiring"
"Ouch, ewwwww. What is wrong with you?"
"How about shake it up with some vampiring"
"Ouch, ewwwww. What is wrong with you?"
by IPWNNOOBS69 September 15, 2009
Dude1: My girlfriend was on her period last week.
Dude 2: I know, I saw you vampiring her the other day
Dude 2: I know, I saw you vampiring her the other day
by Zodiiac March 03, 2016
by lacunainc May 13, 2009
Immortal being that subsists on blood. Legend says the Only way to kill a Vampire is with a wooden stake thru the heart but an Original Vampire can Only be killed with white oak.
A Vampire can have kids with a human so then they're 1/2 Vampire, 1/2 human~hybrid. Vampires are out at night & avoid daylight & sunshine.
by Starchylde August 27, 2016
The vampire legend comes from the the Greek Mythological creature, Empusa, which is a creature that has the upper body of a ghost, a leg of a donkey, and a leg of bronze. Empusa fed on the blood of young men, creating the vampire legend. So therefore, vampires do NOT sparkle. Those are fairies.
by bookworm0503 May 11, 2011