by QuimpGod69 July 16, 2020
A dark and mysterious, yet honorable race of mythical, undead beings. Made famous by works such as Bram Stoker's Dracula, Kouta Hirano's Hellsing, Konami's Castlevania games, and regrettably, the Twilight series.
Vampires full characteristics are often disputed, but several facts remain consistent.
1. Vampires consume the blood, and in some cases the being's life energy, through blood vessels.
2. Vampires lose control of themselves as their thirst levels increase, so a starved vampire could potentially exhibit feral behavior in their blood-lust.
3. Vampires have an aversion to the garlic plant and religious symbols, especially a Crucifix, Holy Water, or Communion Wafers, as well as exhibit hypersensitivity to the sun's ultraviolet rays.
4. Vampires have super human abilities, to the point that some can travel vast distances in matter of seconds and can slick through concrete with their fingernails.
5. Vampires have the ability to change form. Various forms chosen include bat, rat, mist, and human-like.
6. Vampires exhibit control over living beings. Vampires have the ability to seduce humans, as well as master-servant relationship with other members of the animal kingdom, including wolves.
7. Vampires are shown to live by a code of sorts. For instance, a vampire is unable to enter a human domicile without permission from one of the inhabitants, but not necessarily the owner.
Vampires full characteristics are often disputed, but several facts remain consistent.
1. Vampires consume the blood, and in some cases the being's life energy, through blood vessels.
2. Vampires lose control of themselves as their thirst levels increase, so a starved vampire could potentially exhibit feral behavior in their blood-lust.
3. Vampires have an aversion to the garlic plant and religious symbols, especially a Crucifix, Holy Water, or Communion Wafers, as well as exhibit hypersensitivity to the sun's ultraviolet rays.
4. Vampires have super human abilities, to the point that some can travel vast distances in matter of seconds and can slick through concrete with their fingernails.
5. Vampires have the ability to change form. Various forms chosen include bat, rat, mist, and human-like.
6. Vampires exhibit control over living beings. Vampires have the ability to seduce humans, as well as master-servant relationship with other members of the animal kingdom, including wolves.
7. Vampires are shown to live by a code of sorts. For instance, a vampire is unable to enter a human domicile without permission from one of the inhabitants, but not necessarily the owner.
Person 1: *knocks on door*
Person 2: Hey pal! What brings you by on such a lovely Sunday night?
Person 1: I just was in the neighborhood and thought I should stop by.
Person 2: While you're here, would you like to stay for dinner?
Person 1: Sure that sounds delightful. Might I be allowed to enter?
Person 2: What are you, a vampire?
Person 1: So is that a yes, or...
Person 2: Spaghetti's on the table, but only if you come and join us for prayer first! :D
Person 1: On second thought, I just remembered I'm late for my dentist appointment...
Person 2: Hey pal! What brings you by on such a lovely Sunday night?
Person 1: I just was in the neighborhood and thought I should stop by.
Person 2: While you're here, would you like to stay for dinner?
Person 1: Sure that sounds delightful. Might I be allowed to enter?
Person 2: What are you, a vampire?
Person 1: So is that a yes, or...
Person 2: Spaghetti's on the table, but only if you come and join us for prayer first! :D
Person 1: On second thought, I just remembered I'm late for my dentist appointment...
by InspectorMoonlight November 11, 2015
by Danny hates lawyers May 12, 2007
An (perceived by its victim to be) attractive and charming person who continually creates and thrives on unrequited sexual tension and drains emotional and vital energy as well as material resources from the victim.
The vampire frequently will retain the same donor for months or years without giving anything of the aforementioned energies in return, or setting the victim free to pursue a mutually nurturing relationship.
The victim often, over time, demonstrates near-matrimonial devotion and will develop something resembling true love for the vampire master.
The vampire frequently does not understand how they have fed at all, nor how near death their victim actually is, and contrarily thinks that the relationship somehow benefits their victim.
The vampire frequently will retain the same donor for months or years without giving anything of the aforementioned energies in return, or setting the victim free to pursue a mutually nurturing relationship.
The victim often, over time, demonstrates near-matrimonial devotion and will develop something resembling true love for the vampire master.
The vampire frequently does not understand how they have fed at all, nor how near death their victim actually is, and contrarily thinks that the relationship somehow benefits their victim.
by shadowmagnet February 08, 2013
by some chill bro up top December 28, 2010
"I come to suck your blood!" |:>
"Sure! Why don't I slip into something a little more comfortable?..." ;)
"...???" /:|
"Sure! Why don't I slip into something a little more comfortable?..." ;)
"...???" /:|
by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis April 20, 2003
A reanimated corpse that drinks the blood of living humans. Vampires are virtually immortal in that they do not age or get sick and possess eternal youth. Vampires possess heightened senses as well as superhuman powers of strength, speed, accelerated healing, mind control, and telepathy.
Vampires can be killed by fire or sunlight as well as decapitation and a wooden stake through their hearts.
Vampires can be killed by fire or sunlight as well as decapitation and a wooden stake through their hearts.
by Cainman September 09, 2013