1.) A popular young inspiring vampire writer
2.) A vampire writer who is somewhat imfamous on the internet for writing No Such Things As Vampires
3.) Dark short stories written by a vampire author

The hollow, nasty, burnt out feeling one gets from smoking too much in a short period of time. Usually followed by a cough producing bloody or rust coloured sputum and and a pale/ blood drained face from the brain not getting enough oxygen.

1. Someone who goes down on a girl during her period.

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.

Endless movie sequels to the endless stories of Vampire Lust mainly focusing on teenager angst and played by photo-shopped 30-somethings.

A creature with such distinct human like qualities you mistake them for a real human. This deranged monster lures it's prey in with it's attractive looks and incredible talents, such as singing or juggling. Once the psyche vamp has gained your attention through adoration and perhaps a seemingly enjoyable serenade, filled with lustful looks, they will sever the bonds they have constructed with you, creating an open puncture wound into your Ora. The psyche vamp now has the power to drain your Ora when ever it is with in seeing distance of you. Leaving you feeling irritable and depressed.

Vamps means to be barefooted or have no shoes on