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A male from a Welsh valley. Usually pumped up on steroids and tanned up on sunbeds to epic proportions.

Can be found in Judges in Aberdare wearing T-Shirts three sizes too small for him.
Example - That Paul Edwards is a right Choco Valley Boy, he never leaves Aberdare and always wears tops sized medium boys to show off his roided guns!
by Windows May 15, 2013
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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A collection of misfits that are known for being ridiculously crazy. They reside in a dangerous section of forest that they have dubbed "Zootaria". They hold strong to anarchist ways and enjoy making Preppy kids cry. Their group consists of a born leader, a master of persuasion, a wise man, and a charmer, as well as a man who has lost his sanity.
Did you see that Safeway sign in four corners where the letters were rearranged to say "Rhino Pussy"?

Yeah, it must have been those damned Valley Boys.
by VB Wiseman November 05, 2010
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A "Valley Boy" is someone who lives on the beaches of California and surfs every single day, saying things like tubular, far out, wicked, awesome, and totally. Most likely always having a surfboard strapped to the top of his car with Sex Wax in his glove box and under his nails. Most easily spotted in a crowd when you see his shaggy dirty blonde hair and this lack of up keep and shoes.
A Valley Boy Says - “Dude look at that totally tubular wave that those beach babes are going to get trashed by!”
by HotAshes October 23, 2006
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a faction of missfits who controll zootaria,there group includes: a leader,a liar,a wise man,a ladies man,and a psycho.there main enemies are the scrap yarders,the inbreds,bears,and trains
those valley boys are badass!
by vb psycho October 29, 2010
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MIchael Chivers - A Boy who has 10 girlfriends and goes shoe shopping every tuesday.
by anonymous November 14, 2003
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Somebody from GreensPoint,TX (In Houston) AND lived on Imperial Valley St.
You might be from GreensPoint, but you not no Valley Boy.
by Valley Boy March 29, 2005
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