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A generally good person.He is nice, caring, and loving. He is usually a shut in but is kind to the friends he has. He is a good cure for depression
Vallen is a nice person
by DOGE BONK June 23, 2020
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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A male with a small ego and a smaller penis. A Vallen pursues electronics or electrical engineering to the point it becomes his entire identity. A Vallen also is somewhat delusional, believing that he is the one true god, when in reality, he is but another simp.
Is that Vallen, the Icelandic samurai?

It is not. That, my friend, is but another simp.

Damn! Fuckin’ Vallen, eh!

Not with his small penis.

Oh.
by DefiningStereotypes May 08, 2020
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The True Defeinition of a G.
A G is short for a gangsta.
A Vallen is usually short in height but furious in rage and personality.
Guy 1: Man, I just saw Scarface that movie was crazy?
Guy 2: Yea son, he went vallen on everyone at the end!
by StraightUpMoneyG November 24, 2009
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