Vallcrackulism is the enlarged light bulb inside your meant stick. It glows in the dark and glistens. It’s also generates other meat sticks inside your meat stick.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.