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A penis the size of a toothpick when 100% erect, also meaning "gay" or "queer", can also mean no penis at all.
"Man! Don't whip out that Valkenburg! Its discusting!"
by Brandon V March 12, 2007
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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