A girl that has an ego bigger than her breast. She is overly cocky about herself and considers herself to be number one. Even through she is very sexy, her ego will hold back her chances with finding her soul mate.

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

A guy that thinks he is better in every way than you. He brags about his achievements in anything like it's the top priority matter. Often can be a douche, but when in trouble will pest you with questions that could be solved by himself, but is way too lazy and too cool.