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Someone who cant decide whether they are a boy or a girl. She has trouble destinguishing the difference between a cat and a dog, because she has other things on her mind. she allergic to just about everything and she gets asthma attaks from laughing. Blonde hair, blue or green eyes, although she argues that they are bland and grey. Shes really annoying at times as she will never tell you anything about her secrets. shes thinks shes an intellect but the only reason that she gets straight A's is because she bribes her teachers with russian food.
girl: hey lets go climb this huge hill!
valerie: i have athsma
girl: okay um then lets just sit down on this grass..
valerie: im allergic to grass
girl: do you want to walk the dog?
valerie: i will get a rash.
by meh nem is jeff November 23, 2017
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A nasty bitch that will try to take your man. She is lie. She has no lips and looks like a rat and turtle had sex.
Eww. There goes Valerie.
by why-me February 01, 2017
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Valerie is a raunchy ass hoe who suck to many dicks
Guy: see that raunchy hoe over there sucking dick?

Other guy: yo that's valerie
by LittleFatSquirrel August 29, 2017
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An annoying women that has little friends that actually like her, she's a poser. No boys like her because how rude she is but she is funny. She's ugly and annoying and commonly u talented.
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You think she's quiet when you see her.
You wish she was quiet when you meet her.
Your scared when she's quiet when you really know her.
She is an outgoing dive, not afraid to make bold fashion choices.She may smile and laugh but, it's most likely all fake.She has family problems and fake friends.Way too many of them.She's lost about 25 people she loves in her life and thinks about them every day.She keeps quiet about her problems and her personal life.She may seem like a diva who wants to cause drama but, she's really just standing her ground. When your don, she'll always feel bad, seeing you sad. You'll always be able to talk to her, no matter what.She'll understand.When your her friend, don't back down.When your her friend, don't lie to her.She may not make you pay but, she'll make you think if you made the right choice.she hates herself.she hates her personality.She regrets things she shouldn't. She's most likely has social anxiety.When Valerie's alone, she's regretting not killing herself.If she had a wish, she'd bring her long lost friends in her life.All of them.
Ex.: Valerie is crying after losing her childhood best friend
by 12?34 February 10, 2020
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She is a dumb ass that goes to The Preuss School UCSD and she always cares about two guys named Diego and Natnael.
Valerie is not cute.
by Natnael1234 December 13, 2018
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