by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020
-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
by PowerRager February 15, 2019
by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019
by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019
A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.
A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020
by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018
A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.
In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
by bamcki February 11, 2020