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The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.
Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
by The guy over there February 14, 2018
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May 3 Word of the Day
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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A day we’re u remember your single and feel bad and get depressed bc your man left u
Best Fran” it’s Valentine’s Day and yo ass still single shm
Me “ bitch fuck you
Then goes home and cry’s and watches some dumbass movie
by “ this bitch “ February 14, 2019
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The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.
Happy overrated Valentine’s Day.
by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020
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“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”
by daddu February 14, 2018
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The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.
In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.
by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019
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