someone who makes out Valentine's day to be something more than just a tribute to chocolates and the color pink.
She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.
What a Valentard.
What a Valentard.
by ShowFire February 14, 2011
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
Someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (Tall and skinny.) Usually plays an instrument of some sort and has piercings and tattoos. (They have no meaning; just because (s)he wanted one.) Tells Bill Brasky jokes after consuming one beer (Also very drunk at this point). Has a redneck hick sort of manner. Ususally clad in a baseball hat and mismatched flip-flops and cargo shorts. Very self-confident. Very horny, but also very stupid. Passes up sex with two very willing wo(men) on several occasions. Just a general prick all the way around.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.
Valentard: So, this one time I was in the back of a truck will Bill Brasky and a deer-
Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?
Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.
Girl: Cool!
Valentard: So I play piano.
Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?
Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.
Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?
Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?
Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.
Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?
Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.
Girl: Cool!
Valentard: So I play piano.
Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?
Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.
Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?
Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?
Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.
by Brittany Allen April 02, 2007
Jul 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
