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Caffeinated drinks for pussies (pun intended). Anything outside of the regular slow roasted, bad breath causing, stomach rotting, economy fueling, diuretic wonderment that is the Colombian cup of coffee. Espresso shots are the exception.

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Cappuccino
Frappuccino
Mochaccino
Macchiato
Espresso
Anything French Vanilla
Stranger 1 - I'll have an extra large black coffee...better yet...make it two

Stranger 2 - I'll have a caramel macchiato

Stranger 1 - quit drinking that vajava and get some real caffeine in the blood stream!

Stranger 2 - *under his breath* goddam republicans
by THE Rocketmanrc April 16, 2010
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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