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a person who frequently writes negative statuses with no context on a social networking site and basically makes a fool of themselves without giving anyone any real insight. (See also: Vaguebooking)
Person A: "Hey, Todd wrote some weird status saying he's sick of his life. What's that about?"

Person B: "I don't know, but he's being a real Vague Vagina right now."
by Spectrebot December 25, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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