The mysterious magic women are able to cast on men by the almighty power of the uterus. It is neither quantifiable nor tangible but somehow usually irresistible by most heterosexual men and causes befuddlement and likely temporarily conversative enfeeblement and lack of comprehension before the aforementioned spell has been cast. Take note - true mistresses of vagoodoo can cast this bedevilment long before the targetted male realizes that BOOM he is in a long term relationship with no chance of parole.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.