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When you have sex with a girl and she doesn't cum it doesn't count as sex so is known as a vagjob.
"Dude, did you have sex with her last last night?"

"No, I wasn't on form so just got a vagjob."
by ttoptommy July 02, 2012
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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