When you are horny and want to have sex but your vagina "slams shut". Your sexual partner can't fit anything maybe a finger in there.
Referring to lockjaw, of when you use alot of cocaine and your jaw will slam shut without you doing so.
Referring to lockjaw, of when you use alot of cocaine and your jaw will slam shut without you doing so.
"Babe why is your vagina so tight I thought you wanted sex? I can barely fit my finger in there"
"Looks like I'm having a case of vaginal lockjaw"
"Looks like I'm having a case of vaginal lockjaw"
by Chicken_tindies April 18, 2019
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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