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An excessively large, showy, high-fashion, or otherwise completely over-the-top women's hat.
Gay Man 1: "OMG, did you see the vagina hats in the latest Dior show? They were HUGE!"

Gay Man 2: "Gurl! Galliano loves him some hats. They're out of control."
by Cantorum November 08, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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The beef curtains are so big you pull them down your head to make a hat
Her beef curtains were so big I made a vagina hat out of it.
by SkyyJohnFan July 06, 2011
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similar to ass hat, only instead of having your head up one's ass, it's up one's vag hole
a vagina hat is someone who should pull their head out of their vagina and grow a pair
by thexfunnyxman July 24, 2008
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