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when a girl tries to squeeze out a regular fart so hard that a gasball of blood shoots out of her twat hence a blood fart
by richie terrazas December 29, 2003
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The excretions caused by a flaggelation of the vaginal walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the vaginal cavity. They sound may mimic that of a normal queef, however the "VBF" is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. Additionally the pH level is 8.7 rather than a pH of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional vagina fart. Obviously there is a bloody residue left everywhere.
Due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends vagina bloodfarts, I did not forget my snorkle and goggles this evening. Last month the PH level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.
I am sure to be wary of the vagina blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore from now on I will use tampons and not maxi pads.
I am sure to be wary of the vagina blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore from now on I will use tampons and not maxi pads.
by Elizabeth Baker March 18, 2006
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A person who has exceeded their lifetime dose of methyl ethyl ketone peroxide (MEKP) see- John Bugge
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Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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Her Vagina Blood Farts showed, due to her bloody high mid waist panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which she loved to sob!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018