Vagina & Penis mixed.
When you can't tell if someone is a man or woman, also a name for a transvestite. You're such a vagenis dude xD
Guy 1: Omg is that a man or a woman??
Guy 2: I dont know dude, it's a vagenis.

Guy 1: That guy is a transvestite!
Guy 2: Woah dude wtf they must have a VAGENIS!!

XD
by Theresa Marie (Tessa) June 01, 2011
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When a man does not act like a man but acts instead like a woman.Inturn his penis
shrivels up and crawles up his ass rendering it useless.There for he now has a Vagenis.
<Bob>: Hey, Why did Tom leave the early?
<John>:Because He does not like sitting around chugging beer and eating animal.He would rather watch Home and garden channel.
<Mark>:What a Vagenis.
by noravitz August 28, 2004
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a penis with a urethra so wide you can fit another penis inside of it

like a vagina
this gay guy stretched out his wang and got a vagenis
by pastamania92 September 27, 2007
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1. When a woman has an oversized clitoris and it resembles a penis.

2. When a butch lesbian acts like she has a penis.

3. A man who is such a pussy its like he doesn't even have a dick.
1. "When i went down on her i was poked in the eye by her vagenis."

2. "That vagenis is trying to pick up your girlfriend."

3. "Take the damn shot, your acting like a vagenis."
by WayWithWords May 25, 2008
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the reproductive anatomy of a "hipster" not enough male nor female to be either. affording the possessor the latitude to fit into whatever classification suited to the trend of the day.
when i see a keurig in an office, i feel an urge to kick a hipster in his vagenis
by wgzn March 31, 2014
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The disgusting condition of having a vagina and a penis. Like a mangina, but cooler sounding.
Hannah found out lastnight that Bradley has a vagenis. Now they'll have to stick to butt sex with Kelly's dildo.
by BradleyHasAVagenis July 10, 2010
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A penis so small it actually collapses inward upon itself creating an orifice.
Man, Tom was hit on my Bob today...do you think it's because he has a vagenis?
by Bronze Armor June 15, 2010
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