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vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
by Dani. Definition by Lauren. December 02, 2010
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Using your feminine wiles to accomplish evil ends.
β€œIt’s all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda!”
by reddoornumberone December 03, 2010
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A series of tasks a woman carries out with her vagina in order to ensure the success of her plans. Also used by the fabulous Walter Bishop in FRINGE when he and his son discovered his son was sleeping with the alternate universe version of his love.
"It's all because of that temptress! She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell RIGHT into her vagenda." - Walter Bishop from FRINGE
by FloatingRadio December 02, 2010
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When a woman uses her vagina to complete her agenda. Said by Walter bishop in fringe.
She tricked my son with her manipulation and he fell right into her vagenda!
by mrs.nolife April 05, 2014
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The organ women possess to forward their own agenda
Stay away from her son, she has a vagenda!
by ETNOLA July 17, 2008
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Using the Vagina to procure what the woman wants, manipulation using Vagina for furthering the agenda of said Vagina holder...
Marcy used Toms weakness for Vagina to find out when to short sell her stocks..
That was Marcy's Vagenda
by Mantis0420 January 22, 2012
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