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vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
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Using your feminine wiles to accomplish evil ends.
“It’s all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda!”
by reddoornumberone December 03, 2010
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A series of tasks a woman carries out with her vagina in order to ensure the success of her plans. Also used by the fabulous Walter Bishop in FRINGE when he and his son discovered his son was sleeping with the alternate universe version of his love.
"It's all because of that temptress! She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell RIGHT into her vagenda." - Walter Bishop from FRINGE
by FloatingRadio December 02, 2010
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When a woman uses her vagina to complete her agenda. Said by Walter bishop in fringe.
She tricked my son with her manipulation and he fell right into her vagenda!
by mrs.nolife April 05, 2014
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The act of fooling a man by using your vagina into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
Walter: She tricked my son with her carnal manipullations and he fell right right into her vagenda!
by KiddoHC December 03, 2010
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The true thoughts and plans of the female sex. Used specifically in regard to plotting and scheming, or making plans of one sort or another.
I'm not sure what angle Mollie is working, but I bet it's part of some extremist female vagenda.
by dvinad August 28, 2009
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