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Vagdometer (noun)
Vajj-dohm-et-er
Merican
An allusion to the literal mileage on any given vagina.
It was palpable in the hooker's stance that her Vagdometer had rolled over years ago-----and at least twice since then
by M P Web September 23, 2016
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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