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A very, very, very, very, very old vagina.... dry, dusty and lifeless inside.

Man/woman at a Madonna concert "Oh GOD! WTF are you doing? Please stop grossing me out with shots of your Vagcophagus"
by KatErwinius January 16, 2009
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Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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