Urban Dictionary: Vaganus

The sexual organs on a cheap ($30) blow-up doll, where from the vaginal flaps through to the anus is one entire hole.

Ohh Matt, I can see the tip of your penis foam through that plastic bitches vaganus flaps, you appear to have a bindies on it

by Esmae August 18, 2009

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a combination vagina/anus

person 1: you're an ugly bastard
person 2: suck my vaganus

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

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a birth defect where the vagina and anus become one organ

"dude i went to fuck her and pleaure her but as i did my finger poked through the anus to her vagina where i could feel my hand

by QTip February 03, 2003

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a birth defect in which the vagina and the anus are still seperate holes but they are located in between the buttocks

I tried stuffing my cock between her legs where the vagina is normally located.But to my amazement it was actually located between her fartcheecks.

by Le`on Diego April 27, 2003

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Vaganus

When the vagina and anus are one hole. This can be a birth defect or can be created through surgery.

Dood, I slipped her panties down and she only had one hole down there so I had vaganal sex last night.

by Eggman November 24, 2004

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SECTION 14: Appendix O, List O1
VPP (Vaginal Penetration Prohibition)

14.O1.6 Vaganus Description: the Vaganus is part of a fictional anatomy (vagina-anus combination) of an imaginary creature called the, Homo-Sis-Sapien. Created by the USA Inc. government to be used in lieu of the human vagina, for the purpose of collecting a sex-service fee through Labor Compensation Transactions (LCT). Supposedly, the genes were spliced together from the DNA of a female Bonobo monkey 18.7.5 found in Africa, who resolves their conflicts by having sex, with the DNA of the super-friendly, non-violent, American Gay human Sis-Gene 18.9. This all-inclusive orifice serves as both an ass and a pussy, aka ass-pussy! Patent owner: the National Sissydom Association (NSA), NSA is a subsidiary of USA Inc. See also, Genomes 18 in this manual (SM069, Empty Nation Series) available on Audible and Amazon.com by author: Sue Yan Nish. This definition is also on Urban Dictionary.

(1) The Sissy has never failed a USA Inc. Department of Agriculture vaganus probing inspection.

(2) The quality of their vaganus varies significantly.

(3) Maybe we’ll start exporting American vaganus to other countries.

(4) The American Pure Breed Sissy vaganus is globally a superior lovehole.

by sdeangel June 27, 2019

vaganus

what jackie will be living with after straterra attacks, chemical warefare, biological warfare, racism, slander, malicious persecution.

i she likes her new vaganus.
she got a vaganus from her kid.
a vaganus is the newest form of unic.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

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