by Slipperyshinyseal September 01, 2017
Families that appear on the surface to be actual families but which are devoid of the emotional bonds normally seen in families, usually due to addiction, entrenched narcissism or outrageous wealth.
She seemed to have the perfect house and the perfect clothes and the perfect parents but had I been more than a child when I thought this, I may have been able to see that hers was one of those vacuum families we all know about.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
man, i had to go pee so bad i had to get my bitch to give me a lemonade vacuum because i wasnt neer any bathrooms.
by CHUCKIE NORIS October 18, 2008
When you instantly regret saying something as soon as the words leave your mouth. Usually something that sounds unintentionally dirty, or just something you wish you hadn't said aloud. The tone in your voice changes halfway through the sentence as soon as you realize what you're saying. You wish you could just suck the words back into your mouth - like a vacuum.
Leafs announcer (after a hit) - "And that was two big bodies banging!"
You at home - "Woah, that was a word vacuum."
You at home - "Woah, that was a word vacuum."
by Jin K. Toner May 15, 2013
Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.
by Duck Vaccumer April 13, 2016
by devbug April 02, 2011
by Rick rosse November 19, 2006

