Kyle: Is she keeping the kid?
Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed
Or
Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.
Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.
Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed
Or
Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.
Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.
by Heff Heff Heff January 08, 2012
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A very annoying and cocky utterly useless male. These individuals suck the life out of hardworking individuals and are generally privileged white males. Also see Fucktard.
Mike and Chris only got their promotions because they’re vacuums. They sure sucked up knowledge from the true project managers Liz and Erin.
by OinkOinkWinkWink November 15, 2019
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A vacuum is when a girl is giving you a blowjob and right before you cum you pull her head off your dick and turn her head sideways and cum in her ear and perform a Q-tip. Then you suck the cum out of her ear and spit it in her eyes.
by Connor D February 08, 2008
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Last night I performed The Vacuum. The air blowing past the exposed penis was subtle; some models can cause the foreskin to flutter.
by Gawky December 07, 2019
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1. verb To ingest in excessive quantity and/or with excessive speed.
2. noun A relative, friend, or lover (especially a lover) who is known to decimate your supply of something precious (i.e. drugs or money).
2. noun A relative, friend, or lover (especially a lover) who is known to decimate your supply of something precious (i.e. drugs or money).
1. What the fuck, Ben? We only made that salsa 20 minutes ago and you already vacuumed it all up!
2. You better believe I keep Cara in check about my tabs, cause homegirl is a vacuum.
2. You better believe I keep Cara in check about my tabs, cause homegirl is a vacuum.
by The Governor June 04, 2004
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In player parlance, it's a pushy technique used in making conversation with women where you ask an open-ended question and stubbornly wait for an answer. You don't say anything until she does, no matter what. You don't fidget, you don't laugh, you don't look apologetic or at all uncomfortable. Eventually, she will get uncomfortable with the vacuum, and fill it by answering your question, getting herself involved in the conversation.
(You're talking some woman up, and the convo runs a bit dry, so you turn on the vacuum:)
You: "Tell me about the best photograph you've ever seen."
Her: Huh?
You: ...
Her: ... (fidgeting)
You: ...
Her: Well, I saw one in a magazine once.
You: ... (cock an eyebrow)
Her: Well, I was flying home from Singapore and there was an article about Cambodia, and I was kinda bored, but then I turned to the second page and there was this woman staring back at me with the most incredible eyes, I had to stop myself from crying...
You: "Tell me about the best photograph you've ever seen."
Her: Huh?
You: ...
Her: ... (fidgeting)
You: ...
Her: Well, I saw one in a magazine once.
You: ... (cock an eyebrow)
Her: Well, I was flying home from Singapore and there was an article about Cambodia, and I was kinda bored, but then I turned to the second page and there was this woman staring back at me with the most incredible eyes, I had to stop myself from crying...
by pizzaf November 24, 2006
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When someone is sucking up intensely to anyone in high power. Normally leads to eye rolling, and laughing.
Sorry, I left my book at home. I was studying all night.
Did you hear that? I think I here a Vacuum!
Did you hear that? I think I here a Vacuum!
by Rad_Kid April 23, 2008
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